Not great picking in week three. A 7-4 record bringing the 2023 totals to 33-7 for a .825 pct. All is well. A couple of upsets here in Week Four. Press on to find out which games they will be.
Kentucky (-14) at Vanderbilt
The Cats are looking to retain an unblemished record at Music City in week four. Clark Lea’s Anchormen dropped a heartbreaker out in Sin City and look to rebound in the first conference game for both squads. The upset is possible but not likely. Kentucky 34, Vanderbilt 17.
Ole Miss at Alabama (-7)
Oh me, oh my. Where do I begin? To steal the opening line from the theme song of ‘Love Story’. It was a wildly popular book and movie. I was a freshman at Auburn when I saw it the first time. I rewatched it many, many years later. What was all the fuss about? The same could apply to Alabama’s football team three games into its 2023 slate of games. What was all the fuss about? Hype does not a great team make. Reality has taken a front row seat in T-Town. How does this saga continue to unfold? I’ll use three words of wisdom that I attempt to subscribe to concerning football, as well as life in general. We shall see. Ole Miss 27, Alabama 24.
UTSA at Tennessee (-20.5)
Beep beep! ZOOOOOM! The Roadrunners will race into Knoxville hoping that Florida beats the Vols twice. That’s the only way the Texas aggregation comes out on top in this scrap. I expect the Rocky Toppers to rebound nicely. Tennessee 42, THE University of Texas at San Antonio 17.
Arkansas at LSU (-17.5)
The Piggies stumbled and fell in their own slop last week. At home. Versus BYU. Blowing double digit leads TWICE. 38-31. Now they travel to Red Stick. The Bayou Bengals clobbered Miss State in their last outing. In Starkville. You do the math. LSU 35, Arky 17.
Charlotte at Florida (-28) & UAB at Georgia (-42)
Sports fans! We’re trying something new here at Bird’s Banter and SEC Football. It’s a combo package. We give you two picks in a package of one. And you, the fans, get to pick your own scores. I’ll put four scores out there and you assign them to the quartet of teams in the combo. We know who is going to win these two debacles. We just want to try and have some fun with it. And here they are: 7, 49, 38, and 3. You may proceed. Type your answers in the “reply” section if you so desire.
Memphis at Missouri (-6)
Tigers vs. Tigers. And it should be a rollicking good contest. The hometown Tigers could find themselves on the losing end if they can’t refocus after that highly emotional win over a quite solid K State team which was ranked 15th. Here is one of those shaky nods to the Show Me felines. Missouri 28, Memphis 23. “Help me, information, get in touch with my Marie
She’s the only one who’d call me here from Memphis Tennessee
Her home is on the south side, high upon a ridge
Just a half a mile from the Mississippi bridge…”
Miss State at South Carolina (-6.5)
The Bullies, as referenced above, were destroyed at home by LSU. The Cocks ain’t the Tyguz but they ain’t pushovers either, as evidenced in Athens last weekend. State continues its descent to the bottom of the SEC West. Roosters 26, State 17.
Auburn at Texas A&M (-8.5)
The line on this battle of west division foes has swelled rapidly from Aggies -6 to -8.5. And ESPN’s FPI gives the Tigers just under a 33% chance to be victorious. I call an even line with it being a tossup. Big Kyle Field advantage? AU is 4-1 out there. Bobby Petrino has the passing game rolling but Connor Weigman can’t light it up if he’s running for his life. I think the visitors will stuff the A&M rushing attack as well. When it’s all said and done, I think the team with the fewest turnovers wins. Auburn 31, Texas A&M 28.
Me and Miss LeCroy have the annual GABBAfest (Georgia Allman Brothers Band Association) in Macon this weekend and thank goodness for the Noon ET kickoff in College Station! We can watch it all from the comfort of our hotel room. It’s a Ramblin’ Man Revival tribute to Dickey Betts Saturday night at the Grand Opera House. Leroy Parnell headlines. WDE!!!
Take us home Dickey!
“You’re my blue sky, you’re my sunny day
Lord, you know it makes me high
When you turn your love my way…
Turn your love my way, yeah…”
Eat a peach for peace!