SEC Football: Week One

“Christmas is a coming and the geese are getting fat, please put a penny in the old man’s hat…” Y’all remember that one? And here’s some more good news! NCAA Football is here and the playoffs will begin, on December 20, BEFORE Christmas! We are set!

I already did my SEC predictions for the, now upon us, season. I have Georgia and Texas at the top. And yes, Vandy at the bottom. And the 13 remaining teams “working from one end to the other and all points in between.” Just a taste of some ZZ Top there for you. From the magnificent ‘Tres Hombres’ album. ‘Jesus Just Left Chicago’. What a title!

Time to quit yammering and “git ‘er done” for week one of good ‘ol Southeastern Conference football!

AR-Pine Bluff at Arkansas (-48.5)

One of the most beautiful mornings I ever experienced during my time as an inspector for AAA was leaving Pine Bluff as the sun began to rise many moons ago. It was a true “moment.” But alas! Things won’t be gorgeous for the Golden Lions in Fayetteville tonight. Arky 52, P. Bluff 7

Murray State at Missouri (-48)

The Racers (Can’t get “The Race is On” to stop playing in my head) pace will be considerably slower than the visitors to Columbia, MO would like in this evening’s contest. Eli’s coming with his highly ranked Tigers growling loudly, fast, and furious. Missouri 62, Murray State 3.

Temple at Oklahoma (-42.5)

The Owls won’t be doing a whole lotta hootin’ in Norman on Friday night. Okie will no doubt be trying to impress in its SEC debut. No “Sooner” said than done. Chuck Wagons 55, Philly Birds 14.

Georgia (-13.5) vs. Clemson (Atlanta)

Now we’re getting into the meat of things. Number 14 and Numero Uno. And it’s a nooner. Should be a scrap well into the second half. Then the most talented team in the country, by a long shot, will tighten the screws and turn up da heat. Dawgs 28, Cousin Clem 16.

Virgjnia Tech (-13.5) at Vanderbilt

The Dores of NashVegas pose the possibility an upset. Home game. Undefeated. Hope is alive and well. Ohhhhh…. Can’t do it. Hokies 27, Vandy 17

Chattanooga at Tennessee (-38.5)

The Top will be rocky for the Mocs. You can bank on Josh Heupel putting a prolific offense on Shield-Watkins Field at Neyland Stadium. The trip up I-75 is a short one but it will seem longer as the visitors slither back home. Corn Cobbers 49, Native American Footwear 10.

Colorado State at Texas (-32)

We welcome the Longhorns to their first game as members of the SEC. And we’ll see how Ram tough these Ewes truly are. Beautiful state Colorado. More on that in the coming months. A Colorado Rocky Mountain low as it’ll be raining a raging hades in Austin on a Saturday afternoon. Horns 45, Lambs 9.

Miami (-2.5) at Florida

What do we have here?! A real knock down drag out of a football game. AND… a chance at an upset! The Swamp! I usually think of Tony Joe White or John Fogerty when I muse on a swamp. I’m taking myself up on that upset. Albeit a most mild one. Florida 28, Miami 27.

Old Dominion at South Carolina (-21)

The baby Beamer better buckle up. The Monarchs (Butterflies or Rulers?) intend to make this one interesting. It could be for the most part. The Cocks are deeper and more talented. That usually translates into a win. They will in Columbia. Roosters 30, Nervous Stomachs 10.

Eastern Kentucky at Miss State (-24.5)

How often do the Bullies find themselves as a favorite of this magnitude? “Never my love…” Well, occasionally. A State fan called in to the Finebaum show and predicted his Doggies to have a winning season. God love him. Here’s to hoping! StarkVegasians 38, Colonels 17.

Western Kentucky at Alabama (-31.5)

Eastern Kentucky, Western Kentucky, Schlemiel, Schlimazel, Hasenpfeffer Incorporated! A schlemiel is a clumsy, bungling person who often spills things or has bad luck, while a schlimazel is someone who is consistently unlucky or suffers from constant misfortune. Hasenpfeffer is a traditional German stew made from marinated rabbit meat. Coach DeBoer, minus Laverne and Shirley, will have a bowl of that. And Hilltopper it with Kentucky “brown”. It will be strange to not see Nick on the home sideline. But he’s darn good on the College GameDay crew. Elephants 45, Bowling Greeners 13.

Furman at Ole Miss (-42)

As I recall, Furman is about 20 miles north of Camden, my dear home in Wilcox Country, on the way to Montgomery. But one does have to brave the megalopolis of Snow Hill. Surely the Lane Train can easily navigate these not so murky waters. Black Bears 48, Paladins (Paladins where do you roam. Paladins, Paladins far far from home) 6.

Notre Dame at Texas A&M (-3)

PTL! Seems like yesteryear since we got to pick a stem-doggie! Fighting Irish vs. Aggies. Reckon this will be a brawl? No doubt! Gwen Stefanie and the whole shootin’ match. I fell in love with Ireland and do so want to pull for all things Irish. Can’t do that here. SEC! I do expect Mike Elko, A&M’s new head coach, to have his team primed and Kyle Field will be swaying. In a dandy! College Station 27, Emerald Isle Gang 23.

Alabama A&M at Auburn (-47.5)

This is a blowout I am really looking forward to watching. Finally! My Tigers. We’ll do it from the comfort of 116 Sundown Way. The Huntsville Bulldogs will pounded severely but they will receive a fat check. We’ll get to see a lot of new faces. Everybody will play. How much will the Tigers score? Auburn 63, Other Guys 0.

Southern Miss at Kentucky (-28)

The Cats used to be referred to as the Mildcats. No more. Not for a long while. And I, for one, am glad to see that. The more competitive the conference is it’s all for the better. (Or “butter” if you’re Gus). Mark Stoops has done quite the job in Lexington. The Golden Eagles (The Syrup Soppers) will make a bit of a fuss. The home town Kroger Fielders shall whup ’em. Canetuck 34, Hattiesburg 14.

And on Sunday! Be there!!! From Viva Las Vegas!!!

USC vs LSU (-4.5)

Maybe the best for last! Number 13. The Tyguz! And number 23. The Trojans! (Do not make condom jokes, Tweetie!) The Heisman Trophy winner has departed Red Stick but the talent has not. It’s still wait and see for (Abraham ) Lincoln Riley and the LA aggregation. Dandy #2! LSU 35, South Cali 31.

John Brown! Is that all? This took two days! That’s what a 16 team Super Conference will give you on opening weekend. And where’s my NIL money!? It’s been fun. I’m thrilled to be beginning my 64th season of predicting college football games in some shape or form, and may each of your teams have the best of luck.

Stay safe out there and, as always, love thy neighbor.

This one is dedicated to the memory of our dear departed Big Daddy Lawler. He always posted my picks and I miss him dearly. Peace.


SEC Football: A Brave New World

Yes, Brave New World. That is a novel written by Aldous Huxley. Many of you have probably read it. I have. You might want to check it out, even literally, at your local library, if you haven’t had the pleasure. Knock yourself out and email me a 10 page theme paper, please. I’m kidding, of course. Just wanted to sense your angst when you heard the term theme paper.

Brave New World. The same could be said of the new look of NCAA college football. Those of us who follow the sport with religious fervor, or even if we only have a passing interest in it, will find that things have changed dramatically across the landscape of the game.

I am not going to get the into details of NIL, the transfer portal, conference realignment, or the many other NFL-esque rule changes that have been implemented since the 2024 season ended. Hail To the Victors!

We’ll just jump right in like we’ve got good sense and act like we know what we’re talking about and leave it at that.

Proceed!

During the past seven months, since we last observed a live an NCAA college football contest, there have been many instances when my attention would drift toward the 2024 SEC campaign. I would start with mulling on which squad might win the East or
West Divisions and what the order of finish might be in each.

(Insert submarine horn sound here)

Wrong !!!

Divisions no longer exist in SEC football. And we have added two new teams to the conference. Texas and Oklahoma. OK!

We just gotta line em up, one through 16. Mr. Bird (Braxton, Grandpa, or by whatever moniker you might know me ) will now struggle through that daunting exercise.

Ahem.

1/2. Georgia
1/2. Texas
(Tie goes to the runner)
3. Ole Miss
4. Alabama
5. LSU
6. Missouri
7. Oklahoma
8. Tennessee
9. Auburn
10. Texas A&M
11. Kentucky
12. Florida
13. Arkansas
14. South Carolina
15. Miss State
16. Vanderbilt

Crazy, huh?

How in Sam Hill does an Oklahoma finish 7th? Well, one through six “appear” to be stronger with more favorable schedules. Texas A&M 10th? Losing to Auburn at Jordan-Hare, in November, breaks the tie there. Etc., etc.

Another observation of note. The Georgia BULLDAWGIES have an uber-brutal schedule. Don’t cry on my shoulder, Kirby. Y’all have had it too easy for far too long. Try playing in the West these past 23 years!

Dark horse champion? Old Mississippi!

Dark horse to rise above its prediction. The Auburn Tigers!

Alright! One more note of note. We now have a 12 team playoff in 2024. Berry interestink! Potential SEC teams to participate in that melee? Georgia, Texas, Ole Miss, Alabama, LSU, and Mizzou.

Wait! Just one more possible kink in the chain. What if, saaaay, the top four teams finish in a tie? Heck! All of the top six? I’m gonna leave y’all with all of the above to ponder!

Hey y’all! Welcome to the Brave New World of NCAA Football! (And don’t be surprised if that archaic organization to now die a slow death.

Be safe out there and love thy neighbor!

Peace out!




















SEC Football: Week Two (2022 CE)

Dear diary. Wait! Wrong mode.

Welcome college football fans! That’s “butter”, as Gus used to say. It’s time to pick some Southeastern Conference gridiron games and you have landed on THE spot to do so while having a whole lotta fun in the process. Let us roll!

Week One and Week Zero (there we go with that head scratcher of a way to identify the grand opening of this great sport) saw your swami correctly assess 14 out of 15 contests for a .933 pct. How bout dem apples? Only LSWho let us down in her loss to The Semi-Holes. No problem. Let’s boogie!

Alabama (-20) at Texas.

In 1991 my son, Luke, and I took a road trip to Austin, TX. Auburn was 2-0 and highly ranked. The Horns were 1-1. I had heard about what a great atmosphere it was deep in the heart of Texas. Also what a special moment it was when the crowd stood and sang “The Eyes of Texas Are Upon You”, accompanied by the marching band. I was ready. Well, that moment came and went and was, honestly, a bit of a let down. In fact, that was one of the three or four least intimidating atmospheres I have ever experienced, and I’ve been to a boatload of college football games, from Berkeley, CA to Boston Mass. The crowd might be more up in arms over this one but it won’t faze the Crimpson Tide. Alabama 42, Texas 17.

South Carolina at Arkansas (-8)

It was a nice, hard fought win last Satday in Fayetteville as Coach Sam (Cold Beer) Pittman’s Piggies defeated Coach Luke Fickell’s Cincinnati Bearcats. Now Coach Shane (Mayo) Beamer heads for the Ozark’s with his contingent of angry Cocks. Feathers will fly and the Roosters will crow but the hometown Hawgs will topple the visitors from Columbia, SC. Arkansas 34, South Carolina 20.

Wake Forest (-12.5) at Vanderbilt

Vandy has gotten pretty cocky themselves with a shiny 2-0 record and have scored a heap of points in doing so. There’ll be a lot of action down on Broadway in the NashVegas honky tonks, with consumers paying that 23% added tax on wine on liquor by the glass. Let’s be honest. Ol’ Dudley Field won’t be rocking’ raucously. The Demon Deacon fans will be praying for a victory and the Dores fans will show up late and leave early. This could be a decent little football game. 23rd ranked Wake has too much firepower in the end. Wake Forest 42, Vanderbilt 24.

Missouri at Kansas State (-7.5)

The wagering seems to be trending toward the Tigers and the points for showtime at Bill Snyder Family Stadium. We traveled to watch Auburn beat the Kitties there in 2014. Great people and a heckuva good atmosphere. This un is a Big Twelve rematch from days gone by. Eli’s coming and the Manhattan welcome wagon will be waiting. In a dandy! Kansas State 34, Missouri 28.

Appalachian State at Texas A&M (-19)

The line has actually risen from 18 to 19 on the Aggies in an intriguing matchup of Power Five vs. Group of Five. Which five do you like? That’s what I thought! The Power! Me too! No brainer! The Mountaineers will give Jimbo’s boys all that can handle though. Should be fun! Texas A&M 35, App State 23.

Tennessee (-6) at Pitt

Live on ABC from the land of three rivers. Taco Time! Can you name those three where the waters flow free? Hint. An Oak Ridge Boys tune. Huh? Pat Narduzzi will have armed Pitt with the necessary weapons. Will it be enough to pull off the upset? Maybe. But I don’t think so. The Smoky, Rocky Topping, Corn Cobbers have plenty in its arsenal. That will be enough to vault them to a conquest over the Panthers. Tennessee 38, Pitt 30.

Samford at Georgia (-52)

Dawgs versus Dawgs. That is absolutely where a favorable comparison of these teams ends. Haw!!! The Baptist Boys from Birmingham have zero (yeah, old naught again) chance ‘Twixt The Hedges’ and Buster Brown’s Brigades. Nada, Zilch. Okay, you get the message. Here comes a ‘number six’! Georgia 63, Samford Zero. Zilch. Nada.

Kentucky at Florida (-6)

Billy Napier’s Water Lizards are a bit sassy after scraping by a very much overrated Utah team. Mark Stoops’ Felines certainly won’t run all over the Swampers (“Muscle Shoals has got the…”). Leading rusher Chris Rodriguez is not expected to play for the Cats. Yet, a donnybrook is in the making. Florida 28, Kentucky 24.

Central Arkansas at Ole Miss (-34)

Taco Time Two! Can you name Central Arky’s nickname without looking? These are all no lookers. Therein lies the fun! My Trojans gave a valiant effort at Vaught-Hemingway this past weekend. It’s not that I expect the visitors to spend all day in The Grove and play drunk. They simply do not have a chance. Ok, a 0.9% chance according to BSPN. Ole Miss 48, Central Arkansas 0.

Southern at LSU (-47.5)

It’s not like Southern is AT at LSU. Both schools call Red Stick home. The Tiguz did not look good in the Big Easy opener with Florida State. That last drive almost saw some of that famous Voodoo assist LSU to an improbable TD. But alas! A blocked PAT gave the Tallahassee gang the win. The “visiting” Jaguars can block all seven of the homey’s extra points and still lose by a hefty margin. Let’s say they do. LSU 45, Southern 6.

Mississippi State (-11) at Arizona (“Hey won’t you go my way…”)

The late great Mel Tillis once crooned, on a tune taken from Clint Eastwood’s movie ‘Every Which Way But Loose’, “Go on and send me down to Tucson and I’ll get the job done…”. Speaking of Mel Tillis. The first show I saw in Branson, when I was assigned the Western TN/KY, Southern MO, and all of Arkansas territory when working for AAA, was at ol’ Mel’s theater. After an opening song or two, he began the introduction segment of the show by saying, “I’m P P P P P Pam’s daddy.” Dude could sing! The Pirate and his Bullpups, lead by QB Will Rogers, Lord there’s another sidebar, WILL take a “W” back to StarkVegas. Miss State 38, Arizona 21.

San Jose State at Auburn (-23)

Our Tigers had their moments in the opener with Mercer. Another Baptist school. Somebody liable to get wet! Rain is in the forecast. “Dunk em Tigers just like preachers!” And then give em “hell”. Well, we did hear a heap about Hades growing up. But As Karl told Vaughn in ‘Slingblade’, “I don’t think you ‘re going to ‘Hadis’.” Neither am I. Nor neither are you. But I digress into the theological. The Spartans are coming to Jordan-Hare on Pat Dye Field Saturday night. ‘Neath the glistening skies! “Some people call it a slingblade, I call it a Kaiser blade.” I’ve done the Dionne Warwick song reference before in evaluating a contest involving San Jose State.It’s a tried and true one. “I’ve been away so long.” Silicon Valley. Yadda yadda yadda. I saw Willie Nelson, in the round no less, in San Jose back in ’87. Lord! The ramblings of an old man. Auburn 37, Sn Jose State 17.

Our taco winners last week were Claudia Swift and Ed “The Bear” Starkie. Two of my favorite folks! Let’s hope we have more winners this round. I hope we have winners every week. We’ll just have a taco fest somewhere. Maybe throw in some chips and salsa, as well as your favorite beverages and some sopapillos!

Love y’all! Safe travels and love your neighbor! Peace out.

Photo courtesy of Pexel Photos

Auburn: Road Trips, Part One – Austin

Road Trip! We’ve all been there. Whether it’s impromptu or somewhere in the more distant future when further planning is required, road trips are fun, a lot of fun.

Seeing as how spring football practice is in full swing, Auburn will have their first ‘for real’ scrimmage Saturday, our thoughts may be turning to the upcoming 2016 regular season and planning for any road trips we might take this fall.

The only visit to an opponent’s venue for the LeCroy’s, this autumn, will be Oxford, Mississippi for a game with the Ole Miss Rebels. This will be our ninth Auburn versus Ole Miss road test and one of those, 1990, was in Jackson. Auburn, as did many other SEC schools, used to play both Ole Miss and Mississippi State in Jackson’s Memorial Stadium. The facility held more people and was better suited for large crowds than either Starkville (Vaught-Hemmingway Stadium) or Oxford (Davis Wade Stadium). That has changed. The two rivalries are now played on the school’s campuses and have since 1992 when Auburn went into Oxford and got pummeled by the Black Bears, uhhhh Rebels.

It was my son, Luke, and I who attended that ’92 game as it was in 1990, ’96, ’98 and 2000. The remainder of the Ole Miss games were me and Paul (my nickname for my wife, Melodye) except for one. Her moniker stems from the Willie Nelson tune, Me and Paul.

Another note before we move on. Since 2002 our trips to Ole Miss games have landed us in Memphis and we commute to Oxford. Ah yes! The land of BBQ and blues, Elvis, Stax and Sun Records.

Ok, road trips. All this talk caused me to reflect on these excursions and I began to question myself as to which trips have been my favorites. Well, that’s tough because so many of them have been quite memorable. I tried to narrow it down to my three most enjoyable.

And here we go! In chronological order and this does not include bowl games. We’ve been down that road.

Texas 1991

We were living in Sumner County, Tennessee at the time and Austin was over 900 miles from our home which was about twenty minutes from NashVegas. It was, approximately, a fourteen-hour drive.

This was one of those father and son trips.

Luke and I left Tennessee on a Thursday night after school and work. We spent the night in West Memphis, Arkansas and West Memphis is not an overly desirable destination for travelers. Suffice it to say we were out of there early and headed for the Lone Star State. We ate lunch at a KFC and Luke squirted hot sauce, from one of those plastic packets you tear open, in his eye. So sorry, buddy. We did the best we could to flush his eye out and we pressed on down I-35 south which would take us on in to the state capital of Texas.

Just north of Waco lies the sleepy little community of Abbot, TX. Does anybody know the significance of Abbott? Raise your hands! I don’t see any hands so I’ll fill you in. It’s the place where the aforementioned Willie Nelson was raised by his grandparents. Abbott has a population of around three-hundred. Not a great deal to see there, but if you are a huge Willie fan, which I obviously am, then it warrants a run through.

Somewhere between Waco and Austin we began to see advertisements for what appeared to be an interesting little place. The key to getting us off the road and into their establishment was homemade beef jerky. I don’t remember the name of the place but I do remember sitting on their front porch with my, then, thirteen-year-old son and gnawing on the best jerky I had ever eaten. It was a warm and windy afternoon there among the mesquite and Texas live oaks. It also was one of those special times you look back on wistfully as a tear forms in your eye.

We finally arrived at the DoubleTree Hotel on the north side of Austin in the very late afternoon. If you’ve never been to Austin, and you should make a point to go there, everything is accessed by frontage roads. I blew by the DoubleTree, on first take, and had to navigate the frontage road on the east side of I-35, but we did it without much of a struggle.

As Luke and I stood there, waiting to check-in, we noticed some very large young men garbed in Texas Longhorn warm-up suits. It turns out that the Texas football team was lodging at the same hotel as we were. Well how about that? David McWilliams was the Longhorn coach in ’91. I spotted him, cigar in tow, as he exited his ride which dropped him off in the portico in front of the hotel.

My heart began to beat a bit more rapidly. Big time intersectional college football was only about twenty-four hours away. War Damn Eagle!

Pappdeaux Seafood Kitchen was next door to the hotel. Neither of us had ever eaten at one. The hotel staff gave it a strong recommendation and we had dessert there that evening after some BBQ brisket at The County Line restaurant. We went back to Pappadeaux’s the following night after the ball game. Great recommendation DoubleTree staff!

Saturday! It’s now countdown to kickoff!

After coffee and pastries, it’s off on a driving tour of the metro area, the mall, and some Tex-Mex fare. There were some really brightly-colored, interesting low rider trucks at the mall. The food was good and the ride around the outskirts of the city was a most pleasant one. We ran into some fellow Auburn fans at the Tex-Mex restaurant and one of them stated that he would become a Texas fan if he wasn’t committed to the Tigers. The hospitality was excellent out there.

Before long it was time to get back to the hotel for some “tailgating” at the outdoors bar and then catch a shuttle to Texas Memorial Stadium.

Fifteenth-ranked Auburn brought a 2-0 record into the game against a Texas team that was 0-1. A sellout crowd of 77,809 was in attendance and the game was televised by ESPN. Luke and I were seated with the Auburn contingent in the north end zone. We were set back a back a ways from the field as there was a large track that circled the artificial surface.

One of the highlights of the weekend was when the Texas fans and players stood and sang “The Eyes of Texas Are Upon You”. Chills, even today. Wow! To say we were primed for the kickoff would be an understatement.

Auburn took the opening kickoff and almost ran it back all the way. Stan White hit Victor Hall on a 25-yard touchdown pass and the Tigers were up 7-0 with only 49 seconds elapsed on the clock. Corey Barlow returned a pass interception for a touchdown with 3:07 still remaining in the first quarter and AU fans were giddy. Unfortunately, that would be all the points the Tigers would score that evening. Fortunately, they hung on with some great defense, and won the game, 14-10.

The play that sticks out most to me was an absolutely brutal hit Auburn defensive back Fred Smith put on one of the Longhorns. Mercy!

Auburn was ranked number 13 after the game. They went to Knoxville the next week and were beaten by the Tennessee Vols, 30-21. It was the first of six losses and their nine-year steak of winning seasons came to a close. It was a disappointing year.

The one thing that stays with me from that night in Knoxville was a drunk Tennessee coed making a point to walk up to our post-game tailgate and telling a tired old joke. “What did the Auburn graduate say to the Tennessee graduate? Do you want fries with that?” The wound was quite fresh and I was not able to hold my tongue. I won’t repeat here what I said but I remain embarrassed by it to this day. Moral of the story? Watch your tongue. What’s said is said. You cannot take it back. Sigh.

Well folks, that is it for part one of this three-part series on road trips. Next up, in April, we’ll take a spin to Baton Rouge and the Auburn-LSU game of 1997.

40 Years Ago: The 1974 Auburn Tigers

It was September 14, 1974 and the unranked Auburn Tigers opened the season at Legion Field in Birmingham, AL. The Tigers were led by Ralph “Shug” Jordan who was entering his 24th campaign as head coach. The opponent was the Louisville Cardinals who were coached by, then unknown, Lee Corso. Auburn came out on top that night, 16-3, in a game that didn’t give fans any reason to expect the run the Tigers were about to embark on.

I was sitting on the end of a bleacher seat in Troy, AL, with my ear glued to a transistor radio, listening to Gary Sanders call the Auburn game. It was incidental that the Trojans were embroiled in a hard fought game with Northeast Louisiana, a game which they won 20-19. I trudged back to my fraternity house, Lambda Chi Alpha, happy that Auburn had won but wondering what the remainder of the season held in store.

The Chattanooga Moccasins, not named for the snake but the moccasin shape of the river near their home, were next up and did not create much anxiety or apprehension in the week leading up to the game. Auburn summarily disposed of the visitors 52-7. Many of of us who attended the game left at halftime to get a head start on that evening’s festivities.

The following Saturday on The Plains was an entirely different story. The 14th ranked Tennessee Volunteers were coming to Jordan-Hare Stadium for the first time EVER and all in attendance would rarely even take a seat during this highly anticipated contest.

The previous year UT had beaten AU 21-0 in a driving rainstorm in Knoxville. Adding insult to injury, Tennessee punted on first down more than once knowing the combination of the downpour and the inept Auburn offense were probably not a threat to score that afternoon. They did not. The Vols came out on top 21-0.

The 1974 game was shaping up as a doozy. Neither team had lost and the Vols had been installed as a four point favorite. I told anyone who would listen to take Auburn and the points. This was a true “lock.” There was no way Auburn was going to lose this one… and they didn’t. The Tiger defense, led by linebacker Ken Bernich and bookends Rusty Deen and Liston Eddins, gave Vol All-American quarterback Condredge Holloway and his entire offense fits. The visitors would not score. They almost failed to cross the fifty yard line even once.

Auburn reserve fullback Kenny Burks scored three touchdowns in leading the Tigers to a most impressive 21-0 win. Yes, 21-zip. The same score the Vols had won by in ’73. People were beginning to take notice.

Visiting, and eleventh ranked, Auburn pulled out a squeaker in the rain against the Miami Hurricanes the following week. The Tigers vaunted defense was number one in the country. Miami had a stout group of defenders themselves. Auburn 3, Miami 0.

The Tigers were now on a roll as they mowed down their next three opponents. Their veer offense had come on strong to complement the stifling defense. Quarterback Phil Gargis along with running backs Secedrick McIntyre and Mitzi Jackson were putting up big rushing numbers. Gargis was also teaming up with wide receiver Thomas Gossom for some big plays through the air. The scores of said trifecta… Auburn 31, Kentucky 13, Auburn 31, Georgia Tech 22 and Auburn 38, Florida State 6.

On November 2, the undefeated Tigers went into Ben Hill Griffin Stadium in Gainesville, FL ranked number five in the country. The Florida Gators were ranked at number eleven. The game was nationally televised. Hopes were high. Those hopes were dashed as the home team came away with a 25-14 victory.

Regroup and press on. In week nine Auburn got by a very tough Mississippi State Bulldog squad 24-20 in Jackson, MS. Even over the radio, the home team’s cowbells were deafening. This prompted Shug Jordan to complain loudly to the SEC office and the artificial noisemaker ban was spawned.

The Georgia Bulldogs were next up in Auburn. They came up on the short end of a real nail-biter, 17-13.

Now the stage was set for a showdown between seventh ranked Auburn and the number two Alabama Crimson Tide. Sitting with friends in the Auburn student section, I saw the Tigers come ever so close to pulling off the upset on a classic autumn day back in Legion Field.

Bama managed to go to the locker room with a 10-7 lead over the Tigers. They stretched their lead to 17-7 in the third stanza on a 13-yard run by Calvin Culliver. Late in that quarter Phil Gargis hit what appeared to be a 41-yard touchdown pass to Thomas Gossom. The points were put on the scoreboard, and then they were taken down. An official, who was far removed from the play, said Gossom had stepped on the boundary line and the score was called back. This same official had not even thrown a flag.

Gargis scored late in the fourth quarter on a two-yard run. Auburn missed on the two-point conversion attempt. They got the ball again with time running out and moved into Tide territory. In a bit of trickery, the Tigers ran a reverse to end Dan Nugent. He was met near the line of scrimmage by linebacker, and future head coach on the Capstone, Mike DuBose and was jarred loose from the ball. Bama recovered the fumble and went on to win, 17-13.

Auburn regrouped after the Iron Bowl and played the Texas Longhorns in the Gator Bowl. The Tigers were underdogs to Coach Darrell Royal’s team. They were having none of that. They dominated their Southwest Conference foes in a 27-3 walloping.

Auburn wound up the 1974 season 10-2. Their final rankings were number eight in the AP poll and number six in the UPI poll.

1974 was a great year for the Auburn Tigers as they far exceeded everyone’s expectations. It is now forty years later and expectations are sky high. Will they meet or exceed those expectations? The answer from here is a resounding YES!